I'll take that to go
|So, Geoff is my fish. My friend bought him for me as a birthday present. I named him Geoff the Fish so I could say (in a Northern accent) "GE'OFF THE FISH" or "get off the fish". Anyway, I will try and reblog stuff I find funny. Also, if you are German: message me! I need to practise my German! :D
Oh! And I am fucking gay! Not just gay! Fucking gay :D
when a guy’s dick is larger than you were expecting
i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.