I'll take that to go |
So, Geoff is my fish. My friend bought him for me as a birthday present. I named him Geoff the Fish so I could say (in a Northern accent) "GE'OFF THE FISH" or "get off the fish". Anyway, I will try and reblog stuff I find funny. Also, if you are German: message me! I need to practise my German! :D Oh! And I am fucking gay! Not just gay! Fucking gay :D |
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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(via dollophale)
I’m a terrible human being…. I am flirting with a boy who has a boyfriend….
Help me! I’m a twat :(
(Source: champagnesuperkonrad, via laughcentre)
(Source: whatisyourchildhoodtrauma, via mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou)
If I’m gay, can I be homophobic?
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god
this is literally me and I’m 13
^too accurate
(Source: mcavoys, via laughcentre)
wizardsandfrostcupinthetardis:
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
oh god NO
oh god YES
*spins around to face them in black leather chair* I bet you’re wondering why I’ve brought you all here today….
IT GOT BETTER
(via thisismy-themepark)
OMG I FOUND A STRAY DOG IN SKYRIM HE’S SUPER KAWAII AND HE’S FOLLOWING ME AHHH I LOVE HIM ;w;
HE DIED I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME
| me: | i'll do it at 7PM |
| time: | 7:02PM |
| me: | oops too late gotta wait till 8 now |
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
why is bob short for robert
how does...
I hate when my mom asks me to text someone, and about 5 seconds later asks what they said… Bitch. It don’t work that fast.